Wombley Cube here, welcome to Chiaroscuro City!
Have you heard about my latest project?
I've been so inspired by these wonderful islands I've decided to write a short story!
The title? It's "The Enchanted Voyage of Santa and his Elves to the Geese Islands." Sounds exciting, right?
Here, have this audiobook copy and enjoy the adventure at your convenience, my friend!
Consider it a welcome gift from yours truly, to make your holiday even more delightful.
Trust me, this captivating tale of fiction is going to take you on a magical journey you won't forget.
Oh, and I promise it will provide some great entertainment while you explore the rest of Geese Islands!
Hey, did you have a chance to listen to my audiobook yet?
So, what did you think?
I've got a pretty suave voice, right?