Hidden in Report

I'm Sparkle, and I'm so worried about this civil war between elves, with a DMZ dividing us! There's talk of secret tunnels connecting both sides through the outhouses of all places - gross, but clever hiding spots. I'm hoping all this tension is just because Santa's away, and when he returns, he'll reunite everyone - but where is he and why is he taking so long?

After we have solved all the tasks in Act 2:

I'm in a rush because Alabaster gave me an urgent task - I need to send a distress signal to Santa through the NASA Deep Space Network! I've crafted a perfect brief message: "Help us Santa Claus. You're our only hope."